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<blockquote data-quote="lankasuda" data-source="post: 6889957" data-attributes="member: 155874"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3a2d07">Roy, the poofta, goes</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3a2d07">into the doctor's office and</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3a2d07"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3a2d07">Has some tests run. </span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3a2d07"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3a2d07"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The doctor comes back and says,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>' Roy , I'm not going to beat around the bush. </strong></span> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>You have AIDS.' </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Roy is devastated. 'Doc, what</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Can I do? </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Eat 1 curry sausage, </strong></span> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>1 head of Cabbage, </strong></span></p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, </strong></span></p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>10 Jalapeno Peppers, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, </strong></span> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>1/2 box Of All Bran, </strong></span></p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>And top it off with a litre of prune juice..' </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Roy asks bewildered, </strong></span> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>' Will that cure me, Doc?' </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Doc says, No, </strong></span> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>But it should leave you</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>With a better understanding </strong></span></p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Of what your ARSE is for.</strong></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lankasuda, post: 6889957, member: 155874"] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#3a2d07]Roy, the poofta, goes into the doctor's office and Has some tests run. [/COLOR][/B] [B]The doctor comes back and says, ' Roy , I'm not going to beat around the bush. [/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]You have AIDS.' [/B] [B]Roy is devastated. 'Doc, what Can I do? [/B] [B]Eat 1 curry sausage, [/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]1 head of Cabbage, [/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, [/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]10 Jalapeno Peppers, [/B] [B]40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, [/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]1/2 box Of All Bran, [/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]And top it off with a litre of prune juice..' [/B] [B]Roy asks bewildered, [/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]' Will that cure me, Doc?' [/B] [B]Doc says, No, [/B][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]But it should leave you With a better understanding [/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=4][B]Of what your ARSE is for.[/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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