Roy, the poofta, goes
into the doctor's office and
Has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says,
' Roy , I'm not going to beat around the bush.
into the doctor's office and
Has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says,
' Roy , I'm not going to beat around the bush.
You have AIDS.'
Roy is devastated. 'Doc, what
Can I do?
Eat 1 curry sausage,
Roy is devastated. 'Doc, what
Can I do?
Eat 1 curry sausage,
1 head of Cabbage,
20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
10 Jalapeno Peppers,
40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
1/2 box Of All Bran,
And top it off with a litre of prune juice..'
Roy asks bewildered,
Roy asks bewildered,
' Will that cure me, Doc?'
Doc says, No,
Doc says, No,
But it should leave you
With a better understanding
With a better understanding
Of what your ARSE is for.