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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djthiwa" data-source="post: 1157941" data-attributes="member: 2716">7 Glance = 1 Smile7 Smile = 1 Meeting7 Meeting = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;1,Too Many Questions.2,Difficult to Understand.3,More Explanation is Needed.4,Resultis always FAIL!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him, "Dad, why do ukeep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came tohis phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, andPanic is when both are pregnant.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Signboards that make you smileADVERTISEMENTIn a rest room:TOILET OUT OF ORDER.PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHESWHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRSIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDERYESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACKOR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKENIn an office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTYTHE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWNON THE DRAINING BOARDOutside a secondhand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,WASHING MACHINES, ETC.WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONGAND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESSSpotted in a safari park:ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CARSeen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'TKNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOORNotice in a farmer's field:THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THEFIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.Message on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELLYOU HOW TO GET LESSONSOn a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)Now that you've smiled at least once, it'syour turn to spread the stupidity.Send this to someone you want to smile.We all need a good laugh.Keep smiling.~`~~~~``~~~~```~~~~~```~~~~```~~~~~``~~~~~``~~~``` ~~~~``~``~wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.thenI wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*Why does history keep repeating it self?Because we weren't listening the first time !*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why?coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeingsthat sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him tofree u from darkness and if after you pray and yourstill in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyondekhtarehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."--------------------------------------------------------------4 hightech sardar inventions:---Waterproof towel---Solar powered torch---Book on how to read---Pedal powered wheel chair.----------------------------------------------------------Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedhokopani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhuchatripakad ke dal na".-------------------------------------------------------------Man:sardarji where were u born?sardarji: punjab.man: which part.Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".----------------------------------------------------------Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab firgita pehaath--------------------------------------------------------------------</blockquote>

Verification: Winadiyakata thappara keeyak tibeda?

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