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Message: <blockquote data-quote="deffa" data-source="post: 4360" data-attributes="member: 57">If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He mightfind himself being sized up by God."...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'mnot sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. Afterall, you enormously helped society by putting acomputer in almost every home in the world, and yetyou created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to dosomething I've never done before. In your case, I'mgoing to let you decide where you want to go!"Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the differencebetween the two?"God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both placesbriefly if it will help you make a decision.""Fine, but where should I go first?"God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandybeach with clear waters.There were thousands of beautiful women running around,playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God."If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!""Fine," said God, and off they went.Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angelsdrifting about playing harps and singing.It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered hisdecision. "Hmm, I think prefer Hell," he told God."Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."So Bill Gates went to Hell.Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the latebillionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to awall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.He was being burned and tortured by demons."How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.Bill responded, his voice full of anguish anddisappointment, "This is awful; this is NOT what Iexpected. I can't believe this happened. What happenedto that other place with the beaches and the beautifulwomen playing in the water?"God says, "That was the screen saver."</blockquote>

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