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<blockquote data-quote="Nikama" data-source="post: 1472434" data-attributes="member: 79831"><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living in USA .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Soma says</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #000000">managing more than 100 people to le</span><span style="color: navy">ft</span><span style="color: #000000">. 2000 people leave the room.. Soma</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">leave. 500 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, 'I left school at</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">leave. 498 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, ' I do not speak</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">together in that language.'</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">and......</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span><span style="color: #000000"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says ` Kohomada Machang?</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The other candidate answers ' Ammata Hudu........ ..umbath Lankavenda??</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nikama, post: 1472434, member: 79831"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3][FONT='Trebuchet MS']Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate [/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']was Sompala Pathirana a Sinhalese living in USA .[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Soma says[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll [/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of[/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE=3][FONT='Trebuchet MS'][COLOR=#000000]managing more than 100 people to le[/COLOR][COLOR=navy]ft[/COLOR][COLOR=#000000]. 2000 people leave the room.. Soma[/COLOR][/FONT] [/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][FONT='Trebuchet MS']says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to [/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']leave. 500 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, 'I left school at[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room. [/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']leave. 498 people leave the room. Soma says to himself, ' I do not speak[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and [/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and [/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']together in that language.'[/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS'] [/FONT] [FONT='Trebuchet MS']and......[/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/COLOR][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT] [FONT='Comic Sans MS']Calmly, Soma turns to the other candidate and says ` Kohomada Machang?[/FONT] [FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT] [FONT='Comic Sans MS']The other candidate answers ' Ammata Hudu........ ..umbath Lankavenda??[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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