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<blockquote data-quote="Ranhiru" data-source="post: 499321" data-attributes="member: 17748"><p>One day Bill Gates died! Then he went 2 heaven! (Hope he does) <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p>And when God saw him, god told him dat u have being a very good person at Earth. U have helped alot 2 poor ppl (Thier fund, Bill & Melinda). So il give u a chance. U can go 2 hell and come 2 heaven then choose what u like and u can stay there. He decided 2 go to hell first and have a look. What a site it was. It was like disney world. Roller Coasters ! Hot Girls !! Gaming Zone's. And Bars, Pubs and Casino's. Like Las Vegas! Then he thought if hell iz like this, heaven must be even better. But it was NOT! Heaven was ok but no pubs, no disney world, no girls, no Casino's. Nothing! He quickly told dat he wanted 2 go to Hell. Wish Granted.</p><p> But as soon as he went 2 hell, everything has changed! Nothing was there! No pubs! No casinos, Girls have vanished! Instead all the devils were torturing ppl, ppl was screaming! It made him faint! Such bad and fear he felt! But he went 2 king 'yama' and asked what happened 2 all da gals n casino's ?? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> </p><p></p><p>King yama replied!</p><p>Oh It was a just a screen saver! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ranhiru, post: 499321, member: 17748"] One day Bill Gates died! Then he went 2 heaven! (Hope he does) :lol: And when God saw him, god told him dat u have being a very good person at Earth. U have helped alot 2 poor ppl (Thier fund, Bill & Melinda). So il give u a chance. U can go 2 hell and come 2 heaven then choose what u like and u can stay there. He decided 2 go to hell first and have a look. What a site it was. It was like disney world. Roller Coasters ! Hot Girls !! Gaming Zone's. And Bars, Pubs and Casino's. Like Las Vegas! Then he thought if hell iz like this, heaven must be even better. But it was NOT! Heaven was ok but no pubs, no disney world, no girls, no Casino's. Nothing! He quickly told dat he wanted 2 go to Hell. Wish Granted. But as soon as he went 2 hell, everything has changed! Nothing was there! No pubs! No casinos, Girls have vanished! Instead all the devils were torturing ppl, ppl was screaming! It made him faint! Such bad and fear he felt! But he went 2 king 'yama' and asked what happened 2 all da gals n casino's ?? :confused: :confused: King yama replied! Oh It was a just a screen saver! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: [/QUOTE]
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