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<blockquote data-quote="asheka" data-source="post: 14381594" data-attributes="member: 117687"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Bill Gates decided not to invest further in India after receiving a letter from Mr Pappu ...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">To,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Bill Gates,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Microsoft,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Date: 31 Jan 2013</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Subject: Problems with my new computer...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Dear Mr. Bill Gates,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">which I want to bring to your notice ...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">We request you to check this.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I find only 're-cycle',</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">but I own a scooter at my home.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">but was unable to trace.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Please rectify this problem.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence',</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">so when you will provide that?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">5. I bought computer,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">9. You provide 'My Network Places'.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Last one Mr. Bill Gates</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Regards,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Pappu</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="asheka, post: 14381594, member: 117687"] [SIZE="5"]Bill Gates decided not to invest further in India after receiving a letter from Mr Pappu ... To, Bill Gates, Microsoft, Date: 31 Jan 2013 Subject: Problems with my new computer... Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice ... 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought computer, CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Last one Mr. Bill Gates P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?" Regards, Pappu[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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