This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub whenthe blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull
you finger out, I'll sink?"
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flyingoverhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that
would've hit me right in the face!!
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they sawa blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver
blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like
that that give us a bad name!" To this the other blonde replied "I
know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."
