Kung Chow called his boss and said:
"Boss, I no come work today, I real sick. I got
headache, stomach ache, leg hurt. I no come work."
The boss says,
"Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick
like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work.
You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again.
"Boss, I do what you say and I feeling great. I be
at work soon. By the way, you got nice house!" Lolzzzzzz
