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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nadunkwee" data-source="post: 8143739" data-attributes="member: 64853">BREAKING NEWS: All eleven members of the Sri Lankan cricket  team along with the twelfth man have been handed out penalties by the  totally sensible Sri Lankan Cricket board after they had the audacity to  hand India a comprehensive, no holds barred, pants down,  six-of-the-best THRASHING in Dambulla (with bonus point to boot).<img src="http://www.tamilnet.tv/images3/2010-08-23/Cricket%20team%20penalized%201.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> The impudent Sri Lankan cricketers were given this richly deserved  punishment after they dared to give the superior Indian cricketers a  resounding lesson on how to play the game properly. In fact, it was  India’s worst defeat in terms of the number of overs left. The chief  culprit was man of the match Thisara Perera. The young upstart has been  fined 200% of his match fees and banned for the next three tournaments  for daring to take 5 wickets against the most mighty, most righteous  Indian cricket team. Ranjith Fernando, manager of the Sri Lankan team said, “Thisara has  always been looking at the region of a penalty with a great deal of  hunger. One should not be surprised at this as one could see that he was  indeed asking for it all along.” <img src="http://www.tamilnet.tv/images3/2010-08-23/Cricket%20team%20penalized%203.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Tillekeratne Dilshan has been fined 150% of his match fees and banned  for the next two tournaments for being in too much of a flaming hurry  and encouraging the game to be finished off in an embarrassingly short  number of overs. The rest of the players have been fined 125.55% of  their match fees and they have all been banned for the rest of this  tournament. Kumar Sangakkara has also been given a Final Warning by the  SLC to never let it happen again as it has deeply embarrassed the SLC as  hosts of the Indian team. In happier news, the BCCI has rewarded  Sangakkara’s tactical genius of not bowling the mischievous Suraj Randiv  although he was in the playing XI, thereby demonstrating Sangakkara’s  own absolute lack of balls. The fabulous reward is reportedly a shiny  new Maruti. Virender Sehwag complained on Twitter a short while ago about the  buttock-rumbling spanking his team received, “I was expecting the  Lankans to do something like this. This is not the first time they have  done this to us. During the 2007 World Cup and even the recent T20 World  Cup they thrashed us in a similar fashion. It was most fortunate that I  and my colleagues have very good home and contents insurance back in  India.” <img src="http://www.tamilnet.tv/images3/2010-08-23/Cricket%20team%20penalized%202.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> The Sri Lankan Cricket Board has issued an unreserved apology to the  BCCI and has launched a probe into this most unwarranted carnage. This  whole issue has totally not been blown out of proportion at all and fans  can expect further heads to roll. The SLC issued the following press  release a short while ago.“Sri Lanka Cricket is extremely proud of its team and  their achievements over the years.It is of paramount importance to  maintain the discipline of the Gentlemen’s game™, especially with Sri  Lanka Cricket being absolutely bankrupt owing to decades of corruption  and therefore having to depend on the BCCI to save our ass financially.  We take this act of CRICKET GENOCIDE™ very seriously and we will ensure  that the culprits are all made to understand the gravity of their  crimes.” <img src="http://www.tamilnet.tv/images3/2010-08-23/Cricket%20team%20penalized%204.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> The ICC welcomed the SLC’s swift and decisive action and appreciated  them for upholding the spirit of the game as expected by their Indian  paymasters. “The spirit of obsequiousness is a fundamental part of our  great sport and it is pleasing to see our members upholding it in such a  decisive manner,” ICC Chief Executive Haroon Lorgat said. “This is a  clear sign that the notion of ass-kissery is still very important to  those who love the game of cricket and we commend the SLC on its  commitment to that. As far as the ICC is concerned it was an unfortunate  incident and the matter is now closed,” he said. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />Source : .tamilnet.tv</blockquote>

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