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<blockquote data-quote="crazy_m" data-source="post: 126746" data-attributes="member: 830"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"If I take them off I'll die!" the girl exclaims.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"If I take them off I'll die!" the blonde responds again.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones, but to no avail, the frustration builds. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. Sure enough, as soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Breathe in....breathe out....breathe in...."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazy_m, post: 126746, member: 830"] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones first." "If I take them off I'll die!" the girl exclaims. For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the headphones. "If I take them off I'll die!" the blonde responds again. The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones, but to no avail, the frustration builds. She decides to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl doesn't notice. Sure enough, as soon as the headphones are removed the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies. The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens: "Breathe in....breathe out....breathe in...."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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