PLEASE NOTE !
ABSOLUTE PUN TO THE LAST FULLSTOP.
NOTHING SERIOUSE ! JUST FOR THE "HELL" OF IT.
READ AND LAUGH YOUR ASSES OUT
Burghers demand Lansi Ealam 'We write on behalf of the Lanseelam Association of
Australia Inc., a body which as recently formed for the purpose of
defending the rights of Burghers in Sri Lanka.
For long, we Burghers have suffered in silence and watched with rising
indignation the gradual erosion of our rights and privileges in the
land of our birth.
From the position of total supremacy which our forefathers formerly
enjoyed, we are now being reduced to voices crying in the wilderness.
Not only have we been stripped of our high social position, but even
economically and politically, we have degenerated into an oppressed
and downtrodden community.
We therefore feel justified in staking our own claim to a section of
Sri Lanka stretching from Galle Face Green to the Bambalapitiya Flats.
This territory will be designated Lansi Eelam and will comprise a safe
haven for those of us whose culture has been threatened with
extinction.
The message that spells out what this is all about:
- English will be the state language and medium of education in Lansi Eelam.
- A certain measure of social intercourse with the natives will
naturally be permitted but legislation will be introduced to prevent
over-familiarity.
- Severe penalties will apply for especially serious offences such as
the contamination of old Dutch Burgher recipes. Such penalties will
include that dreaded torment:
O Deprivation of liberty and lamprais for 20 years.
- Dutch will be our second language and will constitute the lingua
franca of the new Parliament shortly to be set up within the hallowed
precincts of a new Burgher Recreation Club [BRC] headquartered at
Wolfendaal.
Proposed actions:
We have sent urgent communiquès to our fellow Burghers scattered
throughout the world informing them of this venture and soliciting
their support. On the 400th Anniversary of the arrival of the Dutch in
Ceylon [2012] we estimate that 50,000 Burgher loyalists here in after
to be known as the Wolves of Wolfendaal, will land in Sri Lanka at
Bentot and Hambantot and march in a glorious struggle for freedom and
Lansi Eelam.
Those who have eked out a miserable existence in lands where
Breudhers never rose and love cakes never set, where hearts ached for
the smell of Kehel Kola to wrap their lamprais,
And the powerful aroma of Poffertjis at the tiffin table -
All these will now come into their own again. The Burghers will return
en masse to claim the Lansi heritage of yore, ready to die in the
attempt. Summoning up their ancient Dutch courage, they will march
forward relentlessly - Lansi Kakula, nikan kakula, Lansi kakula, nikan
kakula - from Galle to Kernigalle, from Cockeye-Kade palliya to
Newreliya, gthering the support of their long-suffering kinsmen en
Route.
We therefore give you prior notice of our intentions and, in addition,
request you to solicit the support of the local Burgher community in
this most worthy cause. As you are aware we always prefer to utilise
peaceful democratic methods in the pursuit of our legitimate
aspirations. If these fail, however, we will be compelled to cannonade
Colombo with stale breudhers, an offensive that will spread panic.
This offensive will be followed by Dhadiya Daapu Bunnis to ensure
certain victory. The Liberation Wolves of Wolvendaal will march under
the Sapaththu Kodiya.
Long Live Lansi Eelam !
Yours sincerely
Suzie Cockroach
General Secretary
Lansi Eelam Association of Australia, Inc.
ABSOLUTE PUN TO THE LAST FULLSTOP.
NOTHING SERIOUSE ! JUST FOR THE "HELL" OF IT.
READ AND LAUGH YOUR ASSES OUT
Burghers demand Lansi Ealam 'We write on behalf of the Lanseelam Association of
Australia Inc., a body which as recently formed for the purpose of
defending the rights of Burghers in Sri Lanka.
For long, we Burghers have suffered in silence and watched with rising
indignation the gradual erosion of our rights and privileges in the
land of our birth.
From the position of total supremacy which our forefathers formerly
enjoyed, we are now being reduced to voices crying in the wilderness.
Not only have we been stripped of our high social position, but even
economically and politically, we have degenerated into an oppressed
and downtrodden community.
We therefore feel justified in staking our own claim to a section of
Sri Lanka stretching from Galle Face Green to the Bambalapitiya Flats.
This territory will be designated Lansi Eelam and will comprise a safe
haven for those of us whose culture has been threatened with
extinction.
The message that spells out what this is all about:
- English will be the state language and medium of education in Lansi Eelam.
- A certain measure of social intercourse with the natives will
naturally be permitted but legislation will be introduced to prevent
over-familiarity.
- Severe penalties will apply for especially serious offences such as
the contamination of old Dutch Burgher recipes. Such penalties will
include that dreaded torment:
O Deprivation of liberty and lamprais for 20 years.
- Dutch will be our second language and will constitute the lingua
franca of the new Parliament shortly to be set up within the hallowed
precincts of a new Burgher Recreation Club [BRC] headquartered at
Wolfendaal.
Proposed actions:
We have sent urgent communiquès to our fellow Burghers scattered
throughout the world informing them of this venture and soliciting
their support. On the 400th Anniversary of the arrival of the Dutch in
Ceylon [2012] we estimate that 50,000 Burgher loyalists here in after
to be known as the Wolves of Wolfendaal, will land in Sri Lanka at
Bentot and Hambantot and march in a glorious struggle for freedom and
Lansi Eelam.
Those who have eked out a miserable existence in lands where
Breudhers never rose and love cakes never set, where hearts ached for
the smell of Kehel Kola to wrap their lamprais,
And the powerful aroma of Poffertjis at the tiffin table -
All these will now come into their own again. The Burghers will return
en masse to claim the Lansi heritage of yore, ready to die in the
attempt. Summoning up their ancient Dutch courage, they will march
forward relentlessly - Lansi Kakula, nikan kakula, Lansi kakula, nikan
kakula - from Galle to Kernigalle, from Cockeye-Kade palliya to
Newreliya, gthering the support of their long-suffering kinsmen en
Route.
We therefore give you prior notice of our intentions and, in addition,
request you to solicit the support of the local Burgher community in
this most worthy cause. As you are aware we always prefer to utilise
peaceful democratic methods in the pursuit of our legitimate
aspirations. If these fail, however, we will be compelled to cannonade
Colombo with stale breudhers, an offensive that will spread panic.
This offensive will be followed by Dhadiya Daapu Bunnis to ensure
certain victory. The Liberation Wolves of Wolvendaal will march under
the Sapaththu Kodiya.
Long Live Lansi Eelam !
Yours sincerely
Suzie Cockroach
General Secretary
Lansi Eelam Association of Australia, Inc.
) and OF COURCE, Saturday after 2 pm, it's a BAR !! 
, I have worked at about 5 places before this... but, after I came here............... I figured that this is my last place of employeement.
