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<blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 611108" data-attributes="member: 4467"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">The devil says "Five million dollars".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">The devil says "Ten million dollars".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">The devil says "Twenty dollars".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Devil says</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">scroll down</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">-</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">"Calling hell to hell is local"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="milindayu, post: 611108, member: 4467"] [SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="Blue"]One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell. Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Five million dollars". The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too", He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Twenty dollars". Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??" Devil says - - - - - scroll down - - - - "Calling hell to hell is local"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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