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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mudrana" data-source="post: 11703557" data-attributes="member: 17378"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Leaps tall building in a single bound.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is more powerful than a locomotive.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is faster than a speeding bullet.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Walks on water.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Discusses policy with God.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">PRESIDENT:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Leaps short buildings in a single bound.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is more powerful than a switch engine.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Walks on water if the sea is calm.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Talks with God.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is faster than a speeding BB.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Talks with God if special request is approved.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">VICE PRESIDENT:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Barely clears a Quonset hut.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Can fire a speeding bullet.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Swims well.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is occasionally addressed by God.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">GENERAL MANAGER:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is run over by locomotive.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Dog paddles.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Talks to animals.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">MANAGER:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Runs into buildings.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Recognizes locomotive two out of three times.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is not issued ammunition.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Can't stay afloat with a life preserver.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Talks to walls.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">TRAINEE:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Says "look at the choo-choo."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Wets him/herself with a water pistol.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Plays in mud puddles.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Mumbles to him/herself.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">SECRETARY:</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Lifts buildings and walks under them.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Kicks locomotives off the tracks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Freezes water with a single glance.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Is God.</span></p><p></p><p>Think not Re-post</p></blockquote><p></p>

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