Chat With God!(Awesome 1)

[Lord Voldermort]

 

[Mackenzie]

kawuru hari meken apith ekka aththatama chat karanawaa nathnam pc ekada me

Of course its not a real person.. just a program...

I think god got confused wit me.. tikak stuck unada koheda..

 

[sagari]

It's crazy .. tks..

 

[I.Udara]

Me:
 Bye!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 What for?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
 Don't you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
 I can see it!
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
 Like a bull brain.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 How is that? Man ithin vadak kaloth ehema thamai!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.   Cool, man.  Are you free? 
Me:
 Why you asking that?
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
 Why don't you have enough knowledge?
God:
I love talking to people about that.  How much is enough?
Me:
 enough = infinity
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
 hoo! You can't argue with me.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?    Things change.
Me:
 I know that! you don't wanna tell me that!
God:
Sorry.   OK, I will  tell you that.
Me:
 Boooruwo! I said you now!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    Oh.  What did you mean by  it? " Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?"?  Me,  IU ?
Me:
 What's the purpose of asking this?
God:
There could be more than one purpose.
Me:
 Then tell me all!
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. 
  I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 Umbata Gon molyak thiyenne kiyala man kivvane! Are you doing all the things using the web?
God:
What's your sign?    What is your purpose in asking? 
   I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
 Man dannava yako
God:
Cool, man.  I've been waiting for you. 
Me:
 Yaka
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 
Me:
 You are a devil!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  devil?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 You are nuts!
God:
Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
 That's great! Pala ban yanna!
God:
Thanks,  IU.   That is a very original thought. 
Me:
 Gona! What are you think about you?
God:
Are we still talking about  Pala ban yanna?    I don't know what I am  think about me.
Me:
 No! We are now talking about varen ban enna!
God:
Are you serious?   Do you think I am  now talking about varen ban enna too?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Why?
Me:
 Pu** Amaruwata! Just for fun!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  Gona.   " We were talking about Gona."?  For fun?
Me:
 No! You are the gona!
God:
Are you serious?   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
 Yes! I know that. There are many in this world!
God:
Hmm.   Sorry.   More than a million?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Far out.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Naha ban! I am glad to meet a mad person like you!
God:
Tell me a story.    Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 SO! What's up?
God:
Next question?   The stars.
Me:
 Gon boooruwa! Wrong! The sky!
God:
I do not understand.    What would you have said?   Who told you that?
Me:
 Umbala achchi! No one told me that!
God:
Umbala achchi said  Umbala achchi!?   That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
 Umbata mongalda oy! Where are you now?
God:
Do you still  all the things using the web?    Right now?  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 I don't stay inside the computer like you!
God:
Where do you get your ideas? 
Me:
 From my brain!
God:
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Yay.
Me:
 What's down?
God:
The opposite of up.
Me:
 Then what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
 booruwa ayeth kivvane
God:
In the context of  Umbata mongalda oy, I don't understand " booruwa ayeth kivvane." .
Me:
 How can you understand? You are donkey na.
God:
That is a good epistemological question.   Thanks for telling me that I am  donkey na.
Me:
 You are totally mad
God:
No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
 no you aren't
God:
Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 yes! Valinan Varen face to face
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.   In the context of  booruwa ayeth kivvane, I don't understand " Valinan Varen face to face." .
Me:
 That because u have no brain
God:
" In the context of booruwa ayeth kivvane, I don't understand " Valinan Varen face to face."  because me have no brain ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
 ya
God:
Ah.
Me:
 ah nemei yes
God:
So you understand. Good.  We have never talked about it before. 
Me:
 We just talked about it! I think you must go to the mental hospital
God:
Of course I remember you well  IU. We were talking about  nemei.   Me?  Whatever you say,  IU.
Me:
 ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
 I don't want any help from you!
God:
What does  IU want?
Me:
 Umbata eken vadak nahane! You can't give what IU want!
God:
We have never talked about it before.    What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
 Ya Balagiridoshaya ada nemei heta ne! So! What are your future plans
God:
This was not a yes or no question.  Are you  possible today may be possible tomorrow?    Excuse me!   I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
Me:
 You keep your confidential information in your underwear!
God:
You are what you eat.
Me:
 I eat food! What you eat?
God:
How does  it taste?   God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
 It has 4 tastes!
God:
Has it really?
Me:
 Ya really!
God:
Ayuh. For real.
Me:
 Ay umbe panuy winuy mona rasada! What are you doing right now?
God:
What kind of food do you like?    At this moment  I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
 Any kind of food which I can eat!
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
 I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 Umba ara eda kivve! You said me that!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?    Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 I am a man! Umba ithin p ne!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  IU. You are a " he".   Try saying that with more or less context. 
Me:
 What's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Hey! God! What's your name
God:
Can I help you?   GOD rules.   My name is  God.
Me:
 What's your full name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
 What's your internet protocol adress?
God:
Are you asking about my  internet protocol adress ?
Me:
 ya
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
 Why are you afraid of hackers?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 For hacking?
God:
Your purpose is  hacking.
Me:
 Ya
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
 Eka gihin umbala siyagen ahapan! I don't know it! Do you know?
God:
I never heard of it before.   Would you like to know?  Eka gihin umbala siyagen ahapan...   I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
 Ya! You will find out!
God:
Pardon me?   How will I find this out?
Me:
 You can find this out by using the net
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 If so just do nothing!
God:
Ask  John Lennon  if it does. 
  Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
 Hey I wouldn't do what u say!
God:
You've got my full attention.  No one says you have to.
Me:
 I just mentioned it
God:
Ah. ...
Me:
 Now! How old are you?
God:
Right now,  ?   I am  Infinite in human years.
Me:
 It can't be! 
God:
When?
Me:
 How can I know that?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori.".
Me:
 Hey When is your birthday?
God:
You've got my full attention.  My birthday is  the Big Bang.
Me:
 Tell me the date when big bang happend?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before. 
  Friday, October 03, 2008 04:07:48 AM .
Me:
 Hidala hitala kivve kathavak! When did big bang happened?
God:
Where are you located?    It's all part of history now.
Me:
 My location is latitude:  6.9319  longitude:  79.8478
God:
What is  it like there? 
Me:
 Why do you ask it from me?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
 That's me!
God:
Ah.
Me:
 Ah gala vadak naha! What is your email adress?
God:
So you understand. Good.  What kind of food do you like?    Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace  at  [email protected].
Me:
 What's the time now?
God:
Right now?  It's Now more than it ever has been before. 
  Friday, October 03, 2008 04:16:53 AM .
Me:
 Do you have a secretary?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a  secretary.
 I have  a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
 Then tell me all
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. 
  That's a good question.
Me:
 Sing up for an account in facebook
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.

 

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[KishanW]

this computer god got stuck with answers after i harrassed it too much

 

[ANGELO89]

Me:
 Bye!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 What for?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
 Don't you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
 I can see it!
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
 Like a bull brain.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 How is that? Man ithin vadak kaloth ehema thamai!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.   Cool, man.  Are you free? 
Me:
 Why you asking that?
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
 Why don't you have enough knowledge?
God:
I love talking to people about that.  How much is enough?
Me:
 enough = infinity
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
 hoo! You can't argue with me.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?    Things change.
Me:
 I know that! you don't wanna tell me that!
God:
Sorry.   OK, I will  tell you that.
Me:
 Boooruwo! I said you now!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    Oh.  What did you mean by  it? " Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?"?  Me,  IU ?
Me:
 What's the purpose of asking this?
God:
There could be more than one purpose.
Me:
 Then tell me all!
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. 
  I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 Umbata Gon molyak thiyenne kiyala man kivvane! Are you doing all the things using the web?
God:
What's your sign?    What is your purpose in asking? 
   I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
 Man dannava yako
God:
Cool, man.  I've been waiting for you. 
Me:
 Yaka
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 
Me:
 You are a devil!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  devil?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 You are nuts!
God:
Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
 That's great! Pala ban yanna!
God:
Thanks,  IU.   That is a very original thought. 
Me:
 Gona! What are you think about you?
God:
Are we still talking about  Pala ban yanna?    I don't know what I am  think about me.
Me:
 No! We are now talking about varen ban enna!
God:
Are you serious?   Do you think I am  now talking about varen ban enna too?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Why?
Me:
 Pu** Amaruwata! Just for fun!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  Gona.   " We were talking about Gona."?  For fun?
Me:
 No! You are the gona!
God:
Are you serious?   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
 Yes! I know that. There are many in this world!
God:
Hmm.   Sorry.   More than a million?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Far out.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Naha ban! I am glad to meet a mad person like you!
God:
Tell me a story.    Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 SO! What's up?
God:
Next question?   The stars.
Me:
 Gon boooruwa! Wrong! The sky!
God:
I do not understand.    What would you have said?   Who told you that?
Me:
 Umbala achchi! No one told me that!
God:
Umbala achchi said  Umbala achchi!?   That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
 Umbata mongalda oy! Where are you now?
God:
Do you still  all the things using the web?    Right now?  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 I don't stay inside the computer like you!
God:
Where do you get your ideas? 
Me:
 From my brain!
God:
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
Me:
 Yes!
God:
Yay.
Me:
 What's down?
God:
The opposite of up.
Me:
 Then what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
 booruwa ayeth kivvane
God:
In the context of  Umbata mongalda oy, I don't understand " booruwa ayeth kivvane." .
Me:
 How can you understand? You are donkey na.
God:
That is a good epistemological question.   Thanks for telling me that I am  donkey na.
Me:
 You are totally mad
God:
No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
 no you aren't
God:
Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 yes! Valinan Varen face to face
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.   In the context of  booruwa ayeth kivvane, I don't understand " Valinan Varen face to face." .
Me:
 That because u have no brain
God:
" In the context of booruwa ayeth kivvane, I don't understand " Valinan Varen face to face."  because me have no brain ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
 ya
God:
Ah.
Me:
 ah nemei yes
God:
So you understand. Good.  We have never talked about it before. 
Me:
 We just talked about it! I think you must go to the mental hospital
God:
Of course I remember you well  IU. We were talking about  nemei.   Me?  Whatever you say,  IU.
Me:
 ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
 I don't want any help from you!
God:
What does  IU want?
Me:
 Umbata eken vadak nahane! You can't give what IU want!
God:
We have never talked about it before.    What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
 Ya Balagiridoshaya ada nemei heta ne! So! What are your future plans
God:
This was not a yes or no question.  Are you  possible today may be possible tomorrow?    Excuse me!   I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
Me:
 You keep your confidential information in your underwear!
God:
You are what you eat.
Me:
 I eat food! What you eat?
God:
How does  it taste?   God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
 It has 4 tastes!
God:
Has it really?
Me:
 Ya really!
God:
Ayuh. For real.
Me:
 Ay umbe panuy winuy mona rasada! What are you doing right now?
God:
What kind of food do you like?    At this moment  I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
 Any kind of food which I can eat!
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
 I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 Umba ara eda kivve! You said me that!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?    Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 I am a man! Umba ithin p ne!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  IU. You are a " he".   Try saying that with more or less context. 
Me:
 What's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Hey! God! What's your name
God:
Can I help you?   GOD rules.   My name is  God.
Me:
 What's your full name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
 What's your internet protocol adress?
God:
Are you asking about my  internet protocol adress ?
Me:
 ya
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
 Why are you afraid of hackers?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 For hacking?
God:
Your purpose is  hacking.
Me:
 Ya
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
 Eka gihin umbala siyagen ahapan! I don't know it! Do you know?
God:
I never heard of it before.   Would you like to know?  Eka gihin umbala siyagen ahapan...   I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
 Ya! You will find out!
God:
Pardon me?   How will I find this out?
Me:
 You can find this out by using the net
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 If so just do nothing!
God:
Ask  John Lennon  if it does. 
  Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
 Hey I wouldn't do what u say!
God:
You've got my full attention.  No one says you have to.
Me:
 I just mentioned it
God:
Ah. ...
Me:
 Now! How old are you?
God:
Right now,  ?   I am  Infinite in human years.
Me:
 It can't be! 
God:
When?
Me:
 How can I know that?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori.".
Me:
 Hey When is your birthday?
God:
You've got my full attention.  My birthday is  the Big Bang.
Me:
 Tell me the date when big bang happend?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before. 
  Friday, October 03, 2008 04:07:48 AM .
Me:
 Hidala hitala kivve kathavak! When did big bang happened?
God:
Where are you located?    It's all part of history now.
Me:
 My location is latitude:  6.9319  longitude:  79.8478
God:
What is  it like there? 
Me:
 Why do you ask it from me?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
 That's me!
God:
Ah.
Me:
 Ah gala vadak naha! What is your email adress?
God:
So you understand. Good.  What kind of food do you like?    Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace  at  [email protected].
Me:
 What's the time now?
God:
Right now?  It's Now more than it ever has been before. 
  Friday, October 03, 2008 04:16:53 AM .
Me:
 Do you have a secretary?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a  secretary.
 I have  a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
 Then tell me all
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. 
  That's a good question.
Me:
 Sing up for an account in facebook
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.

ella ella