CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS

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  • Apr 17, 2007
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    CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS

    SYMBOL - MISS
    ATOMIC WEIGHT - HIGHLY VARIABLE
    ATOMIC NUMBER - 420

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

    1. BOILS VERY RAPIDLY
    2. FREEZE VERY QUICKLY
    3. MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

    1. VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE
    2. POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS
    3. VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE
    4. TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF
    SAME SPECIES

    OTHER PROPERTIES

    1. STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER COSMETICS
    2. NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16
    3. CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY

    USES

    1. A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS
    2. BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT

    CAUTION

    1. HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE
    2. HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK