CHEMISTRY OF GIRLS
SYMBOL - MISS
ATOMIC WEIGHT - HIGHLY VARIABLE
ATOMIC NUMBER - 420
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. BOILS VERY RAPIDLY
2. FREEZE VERY QUICKLY
3. MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE
2. POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS
3. VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE
4. TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF
SAME SPECIES
OTHER PROPERTIES
1. STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER COSMETICS
2. NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16
3. CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY
USES
1. A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS
2. BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT
CAUTION
1. HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE
2. HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK
SYMBOL - MISS
ATOMIC WEIGHT - HIGHLY VARIABLE
ATOMIC NUMBER - 420
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. BOILS VERY RAPIDLY
2. FREEZE VERY QUICKLY
3. MELTS QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE
2. POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS
3. VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE
4. TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF
SAME SPECIES
OTHER PROPERTIES
1. STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER COSMETICS
2. NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16
3. CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY
USES
1. A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS
2. BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT
CAUTION
1. HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE
2. HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK
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