What is the different between chew gum and begum?
Both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.
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Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.
Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.
Plane's Pilot: if I drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy.
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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
Both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.
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Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.
Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.
Plane's Pilot: if I drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy.
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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
