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<blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 7936965" data-attributes="member: 244453"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Woman in a restaurant: right, id like a scoop of strawberry icecream, a scoop of chocolate icecream, and a scoop of vanilla please!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Waiter: I'm sorry madam, it seems we have no choclate.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Woman: (sighs) then ill have a strawberry milkshake, vanilla milkshake and a chocolate milkshake please!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Waiter: I'm sorry we dont have any c</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">hocolate milkshake.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Woman: Fine. I'll have a strawberry shortcake, vanilla shortcake and a chocolate shortcake PLEASE!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Waiter: Madam, we have NO chocolate! tell me, please, is there the word 'van' in vanilla?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Woman: Yes, theres a 'van' in vanilla</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Waiter: And, is the word straw in strawberry?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Woman: Yes, theres a 'straw' in strawberry.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Waiter: Is there a 'f**k' in choclate</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Woman: Theres no 'f**k' in choclate</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Waiter: THAT'S WHAT IV'E BEEN TRYING 2 TELL YOU!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vidura99, post: 7936965, member: 244453"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Woman in a restaurant: right, id like a scoop of strawberry icecream, a scoop of chocolate icecream, and a scoop of vanilla please! Waiter: I'm sorry madam, it seems we have no choclate. Woman: (sighs) then ill have a strawberry milkshake, vanilla milkshake and a chocolate milkshake please! Waiter: I'm sorry we dont have any c hocolate milkshake. Woman: Fine. I'll have a strawberry shortcake, vanilla shortcake and a chocolate shortcake PLEASE! Waiter: Madam, we have NO chocolate! tell me, please, is there the word 'van' in vanilla? Woman: Yes, theres a 'van' in vanilla Waiter: And, is the word straw in strawberry? Woman: Yes, theres a 'straw' in strawberry. Waiter: Is there a 'f**k' in choclate Woman: Theres no 'f**k' in choclate Waiter: THAT'S WHAT IV'E BEEN TRYING 2 TELL YOU!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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