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Message: <blockquote data-quote="madmithun" data-source="post: 1756774" data-attributes="member: 10821">1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end                      & a fool at the other.2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals                           are more popular than a five day test.3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor                       degree and a woman gains her master4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage5. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody                            believes he got the biggest piece.6. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is                 defeated by feminine water-power ..7. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.8. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &                                       everybody disagrees later on.9. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling                       you have never felt before. 10. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.11. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home                   life.12. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.13. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you                actually do. 14. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to                          decide that nothing can be done together.15. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.16. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.17. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that                         you actually look forward to the trip.18. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally                            falls into a river.19. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in                         midway "See I am not injured yet."20. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,                           Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.21. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.22. Father : A banker provided by nature.23. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got                       caught.24. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are                  early.25. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your                         Confidence after.26. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with                     his bills.27. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails.</blockquote>

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