1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
6. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
7. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
8. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
9. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
10. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
11. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
12. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
13. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
14. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
15. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
16. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
17. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
18. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
19. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
20. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
21. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
22. Father : A banker provided by nature.
23. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
24. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
25. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
26. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.
27. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails.
& a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
6. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
7. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
8. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
9. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
10. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
11. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
12. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
13. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
14. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
15. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
16. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
17. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
18. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
19. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
20. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
21. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
22. Father : A banker provided by nature.
23. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
24. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
25. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
26. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.
27. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails.
thanx
