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Message: <blockquote data-quote="archirasika" data-source="post: 5338072" data-attributes="member: 10655">  <a href="http://funnyjoke.wordpress..com/2006/11/08/collection-of-famous-quotes-by-navjot-singh-sidhu/" target="_blank">Collection of famous quotes by  Navjot Singh Sidhu</a> 1.  That ball went so high it could  have got an air hostess down with  it. 2. There is light at the end of  the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train  which will run them over.  3. Experience is  like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.  4.  This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for  a run and midway  sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West  Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a  drowning man both ends of the rope."  5. Sri Lankan  score is running like an Indian taximeter.  6. Statistics are  like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they  hide. 7. Wickets are like wives - you  never know which way they will turn!  8. He is like  Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond  30! 9. The Indians are going to beat  the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi  is the only bird in the whole world, which does not  have wings! 10.. As uncomfortable as a bum on  a porcupine.  11. The ball whizzes past like a  bumble -bee and the Indians are in the  sea. 12. The Indians are finding the  gaps like a pin a haystack.  13. The pitch is  as dead as a dodo. 14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused  as a child is in a topless bar!  15. The way Indian  wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in  Patiala one falls and everything else  falls! 16. Indian team without Sachin is  like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.  17. You cannot  make Omelets without breaking the eggs. 18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket  Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a  free transfer to Manchester United.  19. He will fight  a rattlesnake and give it the first   two bites too. 20. One, who doesn't throw the  dice, can never expect to score a six.  21. This quote was  made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine  Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain  T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own  buttocks with his two hands."  22. Anybody can  pilot a ship when the sea is calm. 23. Nobody travels on the road to  success without a puncture or two.  24. You got to  choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.  25. The cat with  gloves catches no mice. 26. Age has been perfect fire  extinguisher for flaming youth.  27. You may have a  heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.   28. He is like a  one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.  29. The third  umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same  reason. 30. Kumble's bowling at the moment  is flat as a Dosa</blockquote>

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