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<blockquote data-quote="dulajs" data-source="post: 1781235" data-attributes="member: 48332"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Man : Doctor; I have come on vacation for a month, so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.</span></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite my clinic, see that board.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Man: No, doctor, I have come to you.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Doctor: But, gentleman, I </span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">am a Veterinary Doctor</span><strong>.</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Man: I know that doctor, and that's why I have come to you.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Doctor: I cannot treat you, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being, and not an animal.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Man: I know I am human, but please listen to me first.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Doctor: OK. Tell me.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Man: I sleep vigilantly like a <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dog</span></span></strong></strong> thinking about my workload the whole night</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I wake up in the morning like a <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Horse</span></span></strong></strong>.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I go to work running like a <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Deer</span></span></strong></strong>.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I work all day like a <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Donkey</span></span></strong></strong>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I run around for 11 months like a <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Bull</span></span></strong></strong> without any holiday.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I wag my <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Tail</span></span></strong></strong> in front of my bosses.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I play with my children like a <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Monkey</span></span></strong></strong> if I get the time.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> I am like a <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rabbit</span></span></strong></strong> in front of my wife.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Doctor</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><u>:</u></strong> Do you work in the Gulf?</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Man</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: black">: <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Yes.</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Doctor</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> :<span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Instead of telling me this long history, you should have told me at the beginning that you are working in the Gulf. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Come on man, no one can treat you better than me</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="color: black">. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dulajs, post: 1781235, member: 48332"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Man : Doctor; I have come on vacation for a month, so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2] [FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite my clinic, see that board.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Man: No, doctor, I have come to you.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Doctor: But, gentleman, I [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]am a Veterinary Doctor[/COLOR][B].[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Man: I know that doctor, and that's why I have come to you.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Doctor: I cannot treat you, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being, and not an animal.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Man: I know I am human, but please listen to me first.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Doctor: OK. Tell me.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Man: I sleep vigilantly like a [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Dog[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B] thinking about my workload the whole night[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I wake up in the morning like a [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Horse[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B].[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I go to work running like a [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Deer[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B].[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I work all day like a [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Donkey[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B].[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I run around for 11 months like a [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Bull[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B] without any holiday.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I wag my [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Tail[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B] in front of my bosses.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I play with my children like a [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Monkey[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B] if I get the time.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] I am like a [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Rabbit[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B] in front of my wife.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Doctor[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][U]:[/U][/B] Do you work in the Gulf?[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Man[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black]: [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Yes.[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Doctor[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] :[COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] Instead of telling me this long history, you should have told me at the beginning that you are working in the Gulf. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] Come on man, no one can treat you better than me[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=black]. :shocked: :lol: :lol: [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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