Man : Doctor; I have come on vacation for a month, so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, doctor, I have come to you.
Doctor: But, gentleman, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know that doctor, and that's why I have come to you.
Doctor: I cannot treat you, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being, and not an animal.
Man: I know I am human, but please listen to me first.
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man: I sleep vigilantly like a Dog thinking about my workload the whole night
I wake up in the morning like a Horse.
I go to work running like a Deer.
I work all day like a Donkey.
I run around for 11 months like a Bull without any holiday.
I wag my Tail in front of my bosses.
I play with my children like a Monkey if I get the time.
I am like a Rabbit in front of my wife.
Doctor : Do you work in the Gulf?
Man : Yes.
Doctor : Instead of telling me this long history, you should have told me at the beginning that you are working in the Gulf.
Come on man, no one can treat you better than me .
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, doctor, I have come to you.
Doctor: But, gentleman, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know that doctor, and that's why I have come to you.
Doctor: I cannot treat you, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being, and not an animal.
Man: I know I am human, but please listen to me first.
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man: I sleep vigilantly like a Dog thinking about my workload the whole night
I wake up in the morning like a Horse.
I go to work running like a Deer.
I work all day like a Donkey.
I run around for 11 months like a Bull without any holiday.
I wag my Tail in front of my bosses.
I play with my children like a Monkey if I get the time.
I am like a Rabbit in front of my wife.
Doctor : Do you work in the Gulf?
Man : Yes.
Doctor : Instead of telling me this long history, you should have told me at the beginning that you are working in the Gulf.
Come on man, no one can treat you better than me .
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