Computer Husband

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  • Oct 13, 2010
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    Husband : ( Returning late form work ) “Good evening Dear, I’m now
    logged in.”

    Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

    Husband : Bad command or filename.

    Wife : But I told you in the morn…

    Husband : Erroneous syntax.

    Wife : What about my new blouse ?

    Husband : Variable not found …

    Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied …

    Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
    funny ?

    Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!…

    Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.

    Husband : Data type mismatch.

    Wife : You are a useless nut.

    Husband : Default Parameter.

    Wife : What about your Salary ?

    Husband : Access denied. File in use…

    Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

    Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot