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<blockquote data-quote="JAYA660" data-source="post: 3019062" data-attributes="member: 94492"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Hey read this, its really very interesting. ....</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">8. Why is it called building when it is already built?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="color: Blue">10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><span style="color: Navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong>Well, get back to WORK now!!</strong></span></span><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0080ff"> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0080ff"></span></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JAYA660, post: 3019062, member: 94492"] :baffled: [B][SIZE=3][COLOR=Teal]Hey read this, its really very interesting. .... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][COLOR=Blue]1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? [/COLOR][/B][LEFT][B][COLOR=Blue]10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?[/COLOR][/B] [/LEFT] [B][COLOR=Blue] 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ?? 13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this?? [/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=Navy] [/COLOR][SIZE=3][COLOR=Navy][B]Well, get back to WORK now!![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"][COLOR=#0080ff] ;) [/COLOR][/URL] [/QUOTE]
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