[1] No Love Bite
A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"
He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"
With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."
[2] Travel Specials
A travel agent offered me a 21 day special.
He told me I would fly from New York to London.
Then from Tokyo back to New York.
I asked him.. "How am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo?"
He told me "That is why we give you 21 days."
[3] Return of Wife
A man talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding
anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"
He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."
The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?" He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."
A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"
He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"
With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."
[2] Travel Specials
A travel agent offered me a 21 day special.
He told me I would fly from New York to London.
Then from Tokyo back to New York.
I asked him.. "How am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo?"
He told me "That is why we give you 21 days."
[3] Return of Wife
A man talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding
anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"
He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."
The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?" He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."
