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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 45263" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">[1] No Love Bite</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">He moved over and sat close to her.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Where are you going?" she asked.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">[2] Travel Specials</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A travel agent offered me a 21 day special.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">He told me I would fly from New York to London.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Then from Tokyo back to New York.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">I asked him.. "How am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">He told me "That is why we give you 21 days."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">[3] Return of Wife</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A man talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?" He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/4cbf27978a.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/06328cc305.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/66d590990c.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 45263, member: 1233"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][1] No Love Bite A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?" He moved over and sat close to her. "Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight. "And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?" With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room. "Where are you going?" she asked. "Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth." [2] Travel Specials A travel agent offered me a 21 day special. He told me I would fly from New York to London. Then from Tokyo back to New York. I asked him.. "How am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo?" He told me "That is why we give you 21 days." [3] Return of Wife A man talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?" He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii." The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?" He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/4cbf27978a.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/06328cc305.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/66d590990c.gif[/IMG] :love: [url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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