CORPORATE LESSON # 1
>
> > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her
> > shower
> > when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which
one
> > should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
> > herself
> > up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands
> > Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,
"I'll
>give
> > you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking
for
>a
> > moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
> > Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and
>quietly
> > leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman
wraps
>back
> > up in the towel and goes upstairs.!
> > When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the
shower
>"Who
> > was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great,"
>the
> > husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes me?"
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your
> > stakeholders
> > to prevent avoidable exposure!
> >
>
> > CORPORATE LESSON # 2
>
> > A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road,
he
> > stopped
> > and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and
crossed
> > her
> > legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
had a
> > look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
>stealthily
> > slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately
said,
> > "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and
apologized
> > profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was
unable
>to
> > remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he
let
>his
> > hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
remember
> > psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but
the
>mind
> > is
> > weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a
meaningful
> > glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the
priest
> > rushed
> > to retrieve a bible and looked ! up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth
and
> > seek;
> > further up, you will find glory."
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you
might
> > miss great opportunities!
> >
>
> > CORPORATE LESSON #3
>
> > Usually the junior executives and staff of the company generally
play
> > football; the middle level managers are more interested in tennis
and
>the
> > top management usually has a preference for Golf.
> > FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in
size.
> >
>
> > CORPORATE LESSON # 4
>
> > A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the
CEO
> > standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
> > "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document
> > and
> > my secretary has left.Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly,
Sir"
> > said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the
paper,
> > and
> > pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as
his
> > paper
> > disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
> >
> > Lesson IV - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
> >
>
> > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her
> > shower
> > when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which
one
> > should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
> > herself
> > up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands
> > Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,
"I'll
>give
> > you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking
for
>a
> > moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
> > Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and
>quietly
> > leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman
wraps
>back
> > up in the towel and goes upstairs.!
> > When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the
shower
>"Who
> > was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great,"
>the
> > husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes me?"
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your
> > stakeholders
> > to prevent avoidable exposure!
> >
>
> > CORPORATE LESSON # 2
>
> > A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road,
he
> > stopped
> > and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and
crossed
> > her
> > legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
had a
> > look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
>stealthily
> > slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately
said,
> > "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and
apologized
> > profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was
unable
>to
> > remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he
let
>his
> > hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
remember
> > psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but
the
>mind
> > is
> > weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a
meaningful
> > glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the
priest
> > rushed
> > to retrieve a bible and looked ! up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth
and
> > seek;
> > further up, you will find glory."
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you
might
> > miss great opportunities!
> >
>
> > CORPORATE LESSON #3
>
> > Usually the junior executives and staff of the company generally
play
> > football; the middle level managers are more interested in tennis
and
>the
> > top management usually has a preference for Golf.
> > FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in
size.
> >
>
> > CORPORATE LESSON # 4
>
> > A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the
CEO
> > standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
> > "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document
> > and
> > my secretary has left.Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly,
Sir"
> > said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the
paper,
> > and
> > pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as
his
> > paper
> > disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
> >
> > Lesson IV - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
> >
