Court cases which ended quickly 6th May

Nash_Node

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  • Apr 2, 2008
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    Hey Guys and Girls,

    Sorry, I was out the whole day on some office work. Just landed back here

    ok. Story for the day. and I will put the lesson to learn at the end


    :::::::::::::::::::: This happened in court 4 of the lower house, so it happened in Sinhalese, let me write down it in Sinhala and keep some words in English


    Story 1


    Case : Custody and Smoking of "Ganja"

    Police Vs the Accused

    Reading out the charge :

    You are accused with the custody of two "ganja" ciggerets and smoking one. Are you innocet or guilty ?


    Accused (acc) : Waradakaru swaminie, habai mama Ganja suruttu biwwey nehe :)

    Lord Magistrate (LM) : Ushmatha biwwe nathinam ai warada piliganney ?

    Acc : Swamini mata mey naduwata usawi enna behe, mala karadayak

    LM : Thama kohey indalada usawiyata enney ?

    Acc : Mama, Matara indalai ada awey

    Lord Magistrate turns to the police and asks

    LM : Ai mohuwa colombo usawiyata dammey?

    Police (PL) : swaminie, mohu Colomba Galle Face pittaniye Ganja suruttu bonakota thamai ahuwela thiyenne

    Lord Magistrate turns to the Accused

    LM : Ethokota thama usawiyata enna dura wadi hinda warada piliganna wada?

    Acc : ehemai swamini

    LM : Thama Ganja biwwe nehe?

    Acc : Nehe swamini

    LM : Namuth Police waarthawe thiyenawa thama Ganja suruttuwak ATHEY thiyagena innakota ahuwuna kiyala

    Acc : Mama biwwe nehe swamini, magey yaluwekuta paththu karala dunna witharai :lol::lol::lol:

    LM : Ethakota suruttuwak paththu karanney Katey thiyagena neveida ? obagey yahaluwata Atha paya nedda ohutama paththu karaganna ?

    Acc : A unata mama biwwe neheney swamini, mey policiye ewuntta pissu :lol::lol:

    LM : Ethakota, Thama BIWWE nehe, namuth katey thiyagena paththu kara, karala yaluwata denakota thami policiyata ahuwuney ? Matara indala enna amaru hindda warada piligannawa ? Policiye mahathwarunta PISSU kiyalath Kiyanawa?

    Acc : Ehemai swamini

    (verdict)

    1. Warada piliganima : 1500 penalty with 1 month in jail
    2. Usawiyata Boru keema : 2500 penalty with 3 months in Jail
    3. Usawiyata enna behe kiyamin, usawiyata apahasa kireema : 1 month in jail
    4. Policiyata PISSU kiya apahasa kireema : 5000 rupees penalty and 3 months in jail

    Total : 9000 rupees penalty and 8 months in Jail :dull:

    Lesson to be learned (Check the Bold words)

    1. Never lie to the courts ( and get caught you have done it)
    2. Never disgrace ANYONE within the courts
    3. Never piss off the lord magistrate:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    otherwise that man could have simply walked off the courts with a 1500 rupee penalty and a 3000 rupee bail !!!!!


    So if you are ever summoned to the courts, REMEMBER THESE !!!