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<blockquote data-quote="Nash_Node" data-source="post: 1998535" data-attributes="member: 91200"><p>Hey Guys and Girls,</p><p></p><p>Sorry, I was out the whole day on some office work. Just landed back here</p><p></p><p>ok. Story for the day. and I will put the <strong>lesson to learn</strong> at the end</p><p></p><p></p><p>:::::::::::::::::::: This happened in court 4 of the lower house, so it happened in Sinhalese, let me write down it in Sinhala and keep some words in English</p><p></p><p></p><p>Story 1</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Case : Custody and Smoking of "Ganja"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Police Vs the Accused </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>Reading out the charge :</p><p></p><p>You are accused with the custody of two "ganja" ciggerets and smoking one. Are you innocet or guilty ?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Accused (acc) : Waradakaru swaminie, habai mama Ganja suruttu biwwey nehe <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Lord Magistrate (LM) : Ushmatha biwwe nathinam ai warada piliganney ?</p><p></p><p>Acc : Swamini mata mey naduwata usawi enna behe, <strong>mala karadayak</strong></p><p></p><p>LM : Thama kohey indalada usawiyata enney ?</p><p></p><p>Acc : Mama, Matara indalai ada awey</p><p></p><p><u>Lord Magistrate turns to the police and asks</u></p><p></p><p>LM : Ai mohuwa colombo usawiyata dammey?</p><p></p><p>Police (PL) : swaminie, mohu Colomba Galle Face pittaniye Ganja suruttu bonakota thamai ahuwela thiyenne</p><p></p><p><u>Lord Magistrate turns to the Accused</u></p><p></p><p>LM : Ethokota thama usawiyata enna dura wadi hinda warada piliganna wada?</p><p></p><p>Acc : ehemai swamini</p><p></p><p>LM : Thama Ganja biwwe nehe?</p><p></p><p>Acc : Nehe swamini</p><p></p><p>LM : Namuth Police waarthawe thiyenawa thama Ganja suruttuwak ATHEY thiyagena innakota ahuwuna kiyala</p><p></p><p><strong>Acc : Mama biwwe nehe swamini, magey yaluwekuta paththu karala dunna witharai <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>LM : Ethakota suruttuwak paththu karanney Katey thiyagena neveida ? obagey yahaluwata Atha paya nedda ohutama paththu karaganna ?</p><p></p><p>Acc : A unata mama biwwe neheney swamini, <strong>mey policiye ewuntta pissu</strong> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p>LM : Ethakota, Thama BIWWE nehe, namuth katey thiyagena paththu kara, karala yaluwata denakota thami policiyata ahuwuney ? Matara indala enna amaru hindda warada piligannawa ? Policiye mahathwarunta PISSU kiyalath Kiyanawa?</p><p></p><p>Acc : Ehemai swamini</p><p></p><p><strong>(verdict)</strong></p><p></p><p>1. Warada piliganima : 1500 penalty with 1 month in jail</p><p>2. Usawiyata Boru keema : 2500 penalty with 3 months in Jail</p><p>3. Usawiyata enna behe kiyamin, usawiyata apahasa kireema : 1 month in jail</p><p>4. Policiyata PISSU kiya apahasa kireema : 5000 rupees penalty and 3 months in jail</p><p></p><p>Total : 9000 rupees penalty and 8 months in Jail <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /></p><p></p><p><strong>Lesson to be learned (Check the Bold words)</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>1. Never lie to the courts ( and get caught you have done it)</strong></p><p><strong>2. Never disgrace ANYONE within the courts</strong></p><p><strong>3. Never piss off the lord magistrate<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong>otherwise that man could have simply walked off the courts with a 1500 rupee penalty and a 3000 rupee bail !!!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>So if you are ever summoned to the courts, REMEMBER THESE !!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nash_Node, post: 1998535, member: 91200"] Hey Guys and Girls, Sorry, I was out the whole day on some office work. Just landed back here ok. Story for the day. and I will put the [B]lesson to learn[/B] at the end :::::::::::::::::::: This happened in court 4 of the lower house, so it happened in Sinhalese, let me write down it in Sinhala and keep some words in English Story 1 [B]Case : Custody and Smoking of "Ganja" Police Vs the Accused [/B] Reading out the charge : You are accused with the custody of two "ganja" ciggerets and smoking one. Are you innocet or guilty ? Accused (acc) : Waradakaru swaminie, habai mama Ganja suruttu biwwey nehe :) Lord Magistrate (LM) : Ushmatha biwwe nathinam ai warada piliganney ? Acc : Swamini mata mey naduwata usawi enna behe, [B]mala karadayak[/B] LM : Thama kohey indalada usawiyata enney ? Acc : Mama, Matara indalai ada awey [U]Lord Magistrate turns to the police and asks[/U] LM : Ai mohuwa colombo usawiyata dammey? Police (PL) : swaminie, mohu Colomba Galle Face pittaniye Ganja suruttu bonakota thamai ahuwela thiyenne [U]Lord Magistrate turns to the Accused[/U] LM : Ethokota thama usawiyata enna dura wadi hinda warada piliganna wada? Acc : ehemai swamini LM : Thama Ganja biwwe nehe? Acc : Nehe swamini LM : Namuth Police waarthawe thiyenawa thama Ganja suruttuwak ATHEY thiyagena innakota ahuwuna kiyala [B]Acc : Mama biwwe nehe swamini, magey yaluwekuta paththu karala dunna witharai :lol::lol::lol: [/B] LM : Ethakota suruttuwak paththu karanney Katey thiyagena neveida ? obagey yahaluwata Atha paya nedda ohutama paththu karaganna ? Acc : A unata mama biwwe neheney swamini, [B]mey policiye ewuntta pissu[/B] :lol::lol: LM : Ethakota, Thama BIWWE nehe, namuth katey thiyagena paththu kara, karala yaluwata denakota thami policiyata ahuwuney ? Matara indala enna amaru hindda warada piligannawa ? Policiye mahathwarunta PISSU kiyalath Kiyanawa? Acc : Ehemai swamini [B](verdict)[/B] 1. Warada piliganima : 1500 penalty with 1 month in jail 2. Usawiyata Boru keema : 2500 penalty with 3 months in Jail 3. Usawiyata enna behe kiyamin, usawiyata apahasa kireema : 1 month in jail 4. Policiyata PISSU kiya apahasa kireema : 5000 rupees penalty and 3 months in jail Total : 9000 rupees penalty and 8 months in Jail :dull: [B]Lesson to be learned (Check the Bold words) 1. Never lie to the courts ( and get caught you have done it) 2. Never disgrace ANYONE within the courts 3. Never piss off the lord magistrate:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/B]otherwise that man could have simply walked off the courts with a 1500 rupee penalty and a 3000 rupee bail !!!!! So if you are ever summoned to the courts, REMEMBER THESE !!! [/QUOTE]
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