Court cases which ended quickly 7th May (State Vs. Drunkard)

Nash_Node

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  • Apr 2, 2008
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    Story for the day

    State Vs. "Drunkard"

    reading out the charge

    You are charged with consumption of "kassippu" and disturbance of masses.

    Guilty or Innocent ?

    Accused (Acc) : Niwaradikaru swamini !

    Lord Magistrate (LM) : Ethakota tham kiyanney thama Kasippu beela mahajanayata karadara kaley nehe kiyalda ?

    Acc : ehemai swamini, mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe !

    LM : Thama aththadanguwata pathwena awasthawedi Kasippu beela hitiyada?

    Acc; Nehe swamini, mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe.

    (Lord magistrate turns to the court police officers)

    LM : mema choodithaya Kasippu beela hitiye nehe kiyala pawasanawa, Policiya kiyanney monawada?

    Police (Pl) : Mohu Kasippu beelya hitiya swamini !

    (Lord magistrate turns to the accused)

    LM : Policiya kiyanawa thamun Kasippu beela hitiya kiyala, usawita boru kiwwoth mama dena danduwama (sentence) eka wedie. Aththa Kiyanna.

    Acc : swamini, mama beela hitiya :lol:, Habai Kasippu nevei !

    LM : Ehenam monawada ?

    Acc : swamini, magey Bena (son-in-law) genapu SEAL ARAKKU beela hitiya. Kasippu beela hitiye nehe. :P


    (Lord magistrate turns to the court police officers)

    LM : Mohu kasippu beela hitiye nathiwunama, kohomada policiya mohuta Kasippu beewa kiyala nadu danney ?

    PL : swamini, mohu beela thamai hitiye, api hithuwe kasippu kiyala

    LM : Ethakota minihek ley (blood) galana pihiyak aragena paarey awiddoth, ohu minei maruwa (murder) kiyala policiya nadu daanawada?

    PL : -----NO ANSWER----

    (Lord magistrate turns to the accused)

    LM ; Policiya thamata viruddawa BORU NADUWAK damuwa kiyala oba kiyanawada?

    Acc : Swamini, mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe !

    Verdict


    LM : hondai, mama obawa mema chodanawawen Nidahas kota Nidos kara arinawa, Thamata police pothey athsan (sign) karala gedera yanna puluwan !


    Acc : Pinsedda wewa swamini !!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol:

    LM : Mata nevei, mey policiye mahathwarunta Wandala (worship) karala gedera yanna !!


    Lesson to be learned !

    In Law, the most minute and in-significant factor is enough to decide on which favoure the case turns.

    so,

    1. If the police charges you for smoking a "ciggeret" in the public, you can very well easily win your case by saying you were smoking a "beedi" :rolleyes: or a "suruttuwak"

    2. If you want to "hit" someone, NEVER HIT on the road. :rolleyes: or a public building. Get him to your own premises or LAND... and KILL HIM !!!.. then claim for self defence !!

    vice versa

    Never get into a brawl "inside a shop or someone elses premises" Get to the Road !!! otherwise, even if HE KILLS YOU !!!! your death will be in vain !


    3. If someone comes to an argument with a weapon (knife, sword or gun) grab it from him and hit /shoot himself with the same. Then you can claim for self defence even if you are in a public place.

    Because it PROVES that you were attacked "first" by the opponents weapon

    There you go MATES.. SOME LAW points for you to make your lives more easy :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    or should I say " GOOD ADVICE TO GET AWAY FROM BAD THINGS"
     

    Micky_Im

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    MACHAN HAVE YOU STOPPED SENDING STORIES LIKE THIS......... PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING MACHO.... THEY ARE REALLY INTERESTING.... HAVENT SEEN THEM IN A WHILE..............
     

    jayanthah

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    Nice story............lot of effort gone to put the thing together........thanx for that.......

    As for the advices on brawls..................I'll keep my ass out of them..............thanx & no thanx..................