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Court cases which ended quickly 7th May (State Vs. Drunkard)
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<blockquote data-quote="Nash_Node" data-source="post: 2003477" data-attributes="member: 91200"><p>Story for the day</p><p></p><p>State Vs. "Drunkard"</p><p></p><p>reading out the charge</p><p></p><p><strong>You are charged with consumption of "kassippu" and disturbance of masses. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong>Guilty or Innocent ?</p><p></p><p>Accused (Acc) : Niwaradikaru swamini !</p><p></p><p>Lord Magistrate (LM) : Ethakota tham kiyanney thama Kasippu beela mahajanayata karadara kaley nehe kiyalda ?</p><p></p><p>Acc : ehemai swamini, <strong>mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe</strong> !</p><p></p><p>LM : Thama aththadanguwata pathwena awasthawedi Kasippu beela hitiyada?</p><p></p><p>Acc; Nehe swamini,<strong> mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe.</strong></p><p></p><p>(Lord magistrate turns to the court police officers)</p><p></p><p>LM : mema choodithaya Kasippu beela hitiye nehe kiyala pawasanawa, Policiya kiyanney monawada?</p><p></p><p>Police (Pl) : Mohu Kasippu beelya hitiya swamini !</p><p></p><p>(Lord magistrate turns to the accused)</p><p></p><p>LM : Policiya kiyanawa thamun Kasippu beela hitiya kiyala, usawita boru kiwwoth mama dena danduwama (sentence) eka wedie. Aththa Kiyanna.</p><p></p><p>Acc : swamini, <strong>mama beela hitiya <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />, Habai Kasippu nevei</strong> !</p><p></p><p>LM : Ehenam monawada ?</p><p></p><p>Acc : swamini, magey Bena (son-in-law) genapu <strong>SEAL ARAKKU</strong> <strong>beela hitiya.</strong> Kasippu beela hitiye nehe. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>(Lord magistrate turns to the court police officers)</p><p></p><p>LM : Mohu kasippu beela hitiye nathiwunama, kohomada policiya mohuta Kasippu beewa kiyala nadu danney ?</p><p></p><p>PL : swamini, mohu beela thamai hitiye, <strong>api <u>hithuwe</u> kasippu kiyala</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong>LM : Ethakota minihek ley (blood) galana pihiyak aragena paarey awiddoth, ohu minei maruwa (murder) kiyala policiya nadu daanawada?</p><p></p><p>PL : -----NO ANSWER----</p><p></p><p>(Lord magistrate turns to the accused)</p><p></p><p>LM ; Policiya thamata viruddawa BORU NADUWAK damuwa kiyala oba kiyanawada?</p><p></p><p>Acc : Swamini, mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe !</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Verdict</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>LM : hondai, mama obawa mema chodanawawen Nidahas kota Nidos kara arinawa, Thamata police pothey athsan (sign) karala gedera yanna puluwan !</strong></p><p></p><p>Acc : Pinsedda wewa swamini !!!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p>LM : Mata nevei, mey policiye mahathwarunta Wandala (worship) karala gedera yanna !!</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>Lesson to be learned !</u></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>In Law, the most minute and in-significant factor is enough to decide on which favoure the case turns. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong>so,</p><p></p><p>1. If the police charges you for smoking a <u>"ciggeret"</u> in the public, you can very well easily win your case by saying you were smoking a "beedi" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> or a "suruttuwak"</p><p></p><p>2. If you want to "hit" someone, NEVER HIT on the road. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> or a public building. Get him to your own premises or LAND... and KILL HIM !!!.. then claim for self defence !!</p><p></p><p>vice versa</p><p></p><p>Never get into a brawl "inside a shop or someone elses premises" Get to the Road !!! otherwise, even if HE KILLS YOU !!!! your death will be in vain !</p><p></p><p></p><p>3. If someone comes to an argument with a weapon (knife, sword or gun) grab it from him and hit /shoot himself with the same. Then you can claim for self defence even if you are in a public place. </p><p></p><p>Because it PROVES that you were attacked "first" by the opponents weapon </p><p></p><p>There you go MATES.. SOME LAW points for you to make your lives more easy <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p>or should I say " GOOD ADVICE TO GET AWAY FROM BAD THINGS"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nash_Node, post: 2003477, member: 91200"] Story for the day State Vs. "Drunkard" reading out the charge [B]You are charged with consumption of "kassippu" and disturbance of masses. [/B]Guilty or Innocent ? Accused (Acc) : Niwaradikaru swamini ! Lord Magistrate (LM) : Ethakota tham kiyanney thama Kasippu beela mahajanayata karadara kaley nehe kiyalda ? Acc : ehemai swamini, [B]mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe[/B] ! LM : Thama aththadanguwata pathwena awasthawedi Kasippu beela hitiyada? Acc; Nehe swamini,[B] mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe.[/B] (Lord magistrate turns to the court police officers) LM : mema choodithaya Kasippu beela hitiye nehe kiyala pawasanawa, Policiya kiyanney monawada? Police (Pl) : Mohu Kasippu beelya hitiya swamini ! (Lord magistrate turns to the accused) LM : Policiya kiyanawa thamun Kasippu beela hitiya kiyala, usawita boru kiwwoth mama dena danduwama (sentence) eka wedie. Aththa Kiyanna. Acc : swamini, [B]mama beela hitiya :lol:, Habai Kasippu nevei[/B] ! LM : Ehenam monawada ? Acc : swamini, magey Bena (son-in-law) genapu [B]SEAL ARAKKU[/B] [B]beela hitiya.[/B] Kasippu beela hitiye nehe. :P (Lord magistrate turns to the court police officers) LM : Mohu kasippu beela hitiye nathiwunama, kohomada policiya mohuta Kasippu beewa kiyala nadu danney ? PL : swamini, mohu beela thamai hitiye, [B]api [U]hithuwe[/U] kasippu kiyala [/B]LM : Ethakota minihek ley (blood) galana pihiyak aragena paarey awiddoth, ohu minei maruwa (murder) kiyala policiya nadu daanawada? PL : -----NO ANSWER---- (Lord magistrate turns to the accused) LM ; Policiya thamata viruddawa BORU NADUWAK damuwa kiyala oba kiyanawada? Acc : Swamini, mama kasippu beela hitiye nehe ! [B] Verdict[/B] [B] LM : hondai, mama obawa mema chodanawawen Nidahas kota Nidos kara arinawa, Thamata police pothey athsan (sign) karala gedera yanna puluwan ![/B] Acc : Pinsedda wewa swamini !!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol: LM : Mata nevei, mey policiye mahathwarunta Wandala (worship) karala gedera yanna !! [B][U]Lesson to be learned ![/U] In Law, the most minute and in-significant factor is enough to decide on which favoure the case turns. [/B]so, 1. If the police charges you for smoking a [U]"ciggeret"[/U] in the public, you can very well easily win your case by saying you were smoking a "beedi" :rolleyes: or a "suruttuwak" 2. If you want to "hit" someone, NEVER HIT on the road. :rolleyes: or a public building. Get him to your own premises or LAND... and KILL HIM !!!.. then claim for self defence !! vice versa Never get into a brawl "inside a shop or someone elses premises" Get to the Road !!! otherwise, even if HE KILLS YOU !!!! your death will be in vain ! 3. If someone comes to an argument with a weapon (knife, sword or gun) grab it from him and hit /shoot himself with the same. Then you can claim for self defence even if you are in a public place. Because it PROVES that you were attacked "first" by the opponents weapon There you go MATES.. SOME LAW points for you to make your lives more easy :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: or should I say " GOOD ADVICE TO GET AWAY FROM BAD THINGS" [/QUOTE]
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