"Life without a friend is like death without a witness."
1 - Wife & Husband Wife : How have you managed to get home so early today?
Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.
2 - Black guy & A White Girl
A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took
him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black
men do best!" So he ran off with the TV and VCD...
3 - Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
4 - Something wrong
A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born,
she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named
her ... SAM TING LONG.
5 - Baby burn't
A white couple had a black baby..
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
6 - Expiry date
Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for
an hour?"
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"
Hodai Nam Commnt Karanna..
1 - Wife & Husband Wife : How have you managed to get home so early today?
Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.
2 - Black guy & A White Girl
A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took
him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black
men do best!" So he ran off with the TV and VCD...
3 - Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
4 - Something wrong
A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born,
she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named
her ... SAM TING LONG.
5 - Baby burn't
A white couple had a black baby..
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
6 - Expiry date
Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for
an hour?"
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"
Hodai Nam Commnt Karanna..
