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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djshane10" data-source="post: 10480345" data-attributes="member: 358833"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">"Life without a friend is like death without a witness."</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">1 - Wife & Husband Wife : How have you managed to get home so early today? </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">2 - Black guy & A White Girl </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">men do best!" So he ran off with the TV and VCD... </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">3 - Wife & Husband </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">4 - Something wrong </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born, </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black">her ... SAM TING LONG. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">5 - Baby burn't </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">A white couple had a black baby.. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Husband: Why the baby black? </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..! </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">6 - Expiry date </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Husband: "Nothing." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">an hour?" </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"</span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Hodai Nam Commnt Karanna..</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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