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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazer_z" data-source="post: 679198" data-attributes="member: 10689">CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."Customer: "Hello, can I order.."Operator : " Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610"Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jaan Kayo.Your home number is4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobileis 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers ?Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"Customer: " May I order your Seafood Pizza..."Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"Customer: "How come?"Operator : " According to your medical records, you have high bloodpressure and even highercholesterol level Sir"Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"Customer: "How do you know for sure?"Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from theNational Library lastweek Sir"Customer: " OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?"Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is$49.99"Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card isover the limit and youowe your bank $3, 720.55 since October last year. That's not including thelate payment chargeson your housing loan, Sir."Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw somecash before your guyarrives"Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your dailylimit on machinewithdrawal today"Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. Howlong is it going totake anyway?"Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always comeand collect it onyour motorcycle..."Customer: " What!"Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own aScooter,...registration number1123..."Customer: " Huh??"Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottles of cola asadvertised?"Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're alsodiabetic....... "Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 youwere convicted of usingabusive language on a policeman...?"Customer: [Faints]<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></blockquote>

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