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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chucks" data-source="post: 11106739" data-attributes="member: 2188">Man filling form at airportAirport hostess - Name?Passenger - Abdul al-Rhazib.Airport hostess - Sex?Passenger -Three to five times a week.Airport hostess - No, no...I mean male or female?Passenger - Male, female, sometimescamel.Airport hostess - Holy cow!Passenger - Yes, cow, sheep, animals ingeneral. Airport hostess - But isn't that hostile?Passenger - Horse style, doggy style,any style!Airport hostess - Oh dear!Passenger - No, no! Deer run too fast...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬One day, little jonny asked his mom what sex was. "Tonight, go into your sister's room,hide behind the curtain, and watchwhat she and her boyfriend do. The following morning, jonny's momasked what happened. Little jonny explained "well at first, theywere just kinda talking and laughing,but after a while they started kissingand hugging, sister got a fever, cuz shesaid she was feeling hot. So sister's boyfriend put his hand underher shirt to find her heart, just like thedoctor would. Except he's not so smart because bothof them got sick and they startedpanting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been coldbecause he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse andbegan to moan and sigh, and squirmaround and slide to the end of her bed.then i finally found out what wasmaking them sick - a big eel had gotteninside her boyfriend's pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants andstood there, about 10 inches long!anyways he grapped it in one hand tokeep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she got really scared -her eyes got big, and her mouth fellopen, and she started calling to Godand stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she hadever seen, I should tell her about theones by the lake, anyway sis got braveand tried to kill the eel by biting its headoff. All of a sudden she grabbed it withboth hands and tried to keep it frombiting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so shecould get a scissor-lock on it, and theboyfriend helped by lying on top of theeel. The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sisstarted moaning and squealing and herboyfriend almost upset the couch. Iguess they wanted to kill the eel bysquishing it between them. After a while, they both stoppedmoving and gave a great sigh. Herboyfriend got up, and sure enoughthey had killed the eel! I knew because it just hung there andalso because some of its insides weredripping out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tiredfrom the battle, but they went back tothe bed anyway! He started hugging and kissing heragain! by golly, the eel wasn't dead!Itjumped straight up and started to fightagain. I guess eels are like cats-they have ninelives or something like that. this time, sisjumped up and tried to kill it by sittingon it. After a 35 minute struggle they finallykilled the eel. I knew it was deadbecause I saw sis boyfriend peel it'sskin off and flush it down the toilet!" Little jonny's mom fainted...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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