Man filling form at airport
Airport hostess - Name?
Passenger - Abdul al-Rhazib.
Airport hostess - Sex?
Passenger -Three to five times a week.
Airport hostess - No, no...I mean male or female?
Passenger - Male, female, sometimes
camel.
Airport hostess - Holy cow!
Passenger - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in
general. Airport hostess - But isn't that hostile?
Passenger - Horse style, doggy style,
any style!
Airport hostess - Oh dear!
Passenger - No, no! Deer run too fast...
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One day, little jonny asked his mom what sex was. "Tonight, go into your sister's room,
hide behind the curtain, and watch
what she and her boyfriend do. The following morning, jonny's mom
asked what happened. Little jonny explained "well at first, they
were just kinda talking and laughing,
but after a while they started kissing
and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she
said she was feeling hot. So sister's boyfriend put his hand under
her shirt to find her heart, just like the
doctor would. Except he's not so smart because both
of them got sick and they started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse and
began to moan and sigh, and squirm
around and slide to the end of her bed.
then i finally found out what was
making them sick - a big eel had gotten
inside her boyfriend's pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and
stood there, about 10 inches long!
anyways he grapped it in one hand to
keep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she got really scared -
her eyes got big, and her mouth fell
open, and she started calling to God
and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had
ever seen, I should tell her about the
ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave
and tried to kill the eel by biting its head
off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with
both hands and tried to keep it from
biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get a scissor-lock on it, and the
boyfriend helped by lying on top of the
eel. The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis
started moaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
guess they wanted to kill the eel by
squishing it between them. After a while, they both stopped
moving and gave a great sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough
they had killed the eel! I knew because it just hung there and
also because some of its insides were
dripping out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the battle, but they went back to
the bed anyway! He started hugging and kissing her
again! by golly, the eel wasn't dead!It
jumped straight up and started to fight
again. I guess eels are like cats-they have nine
lives or something like that. this time, sis
jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After a 35 minute struggle they finally
killed the eel. I knew it was dead
because I saw sis boyfriend peel it's
skin off and flush it down the toilet!" Little jonny's mom fainted...
Airport hostess - Name?
Passenger - Abdul al-Rhazib.
Airport hostess - Sex?
Passenger -Three to five times a week.
Airport hostess - No, no...I mean male or female?
Passenger - Male, female, sometimes
camel.
Airport hostess - Holy cow!
Passenger - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in
general. Airport hostess - But isn't that hostile?
Passenger - Horse style, doggy style,
any style!
Airport hostess - Oh dear!
Passenger - No, no! Deer run too fast...
╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬
One day, little jonny asked his mom what sex was. "Tonight, go into your sister's room,
hide behind the curtain, and watch
what she and her boyfriend do. The following morning, jonny's mom
asked what happened. Little jonny explained "well at first, they
were just kinda talking and laughing,
but after a while they started kissing
and hugging, sister got a fever, cuz she
said she was feeling hot. So sister's boyfriend put his hand under
her shirt to find her heart, just like the
doctor would. Except he's not so smart because both
of them got sick and they started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse and
began to moan and sigh, and squirm
around and slide to the end of her bed.
then i finally found out what was
making them sick - a big eel had gotten
inside her boyfriend's pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and
stood there, about 10 inches long!
anyways he grapped it in one hand to
keep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she got really scared -
her eyes got big, and her mouth fell
open, and she started calling to God
and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had
ever seen, I should tell her about the
ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave
and tried to kill the eel by biting its head
off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with
both hands and tried to keep it from
biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get a scissor-lock on it, and the
boyfriend helped by lying on top of the
eel. The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis
started moaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
guess they wanted to kill the eel by
squishing it between them. After a while, they both stopped
moving and gave a great sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough
they had killed the eel! I knew because it just hung there and
also because some of its insides were
dripping out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the battle, but they went back to
the bed anyway! He started hugging and kissing her
again! by golly, the eel wasn't dead!It
jumped straight up and started to fight
again. I guess eels are like cats-they have nine
lives or something like that. this time, sis
jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
on it. After a 35 minute struggle they finally
killed the eel. I knew it was dead
because I saw sis boyfriend peel it's
skin off and flush it down the toilet!" Little jonny's mom fainted...
