"Daddy, how was I born?"

[auk]

oya gollo kalin ahala thiyenawada danne naha Bt niyama joke eka

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall
, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
"You got Male!"

 

[fox]

ha ha haaaaaa

 

[pamithK]

lol heard it before..

BTW sira siggy

 

[spenzar]

PPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[auk]

lol heard it before..

BTW sira siggy

Thankz machoo ada hawasa haduwe

 

[eranga_m]

ha ha ela ela

 

[Djpata]

kinda old joke but it still makes me laugh
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[draco]

ahaaaa auk humba kalekin (kohedha gihin hitiye)

 

[auk]

heres another one

Importance of a name

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

 

[auk]

ahaaaa auk humba kalekin (kohedha gihin hitiye)

naha mchoo studies walata poddak hitha giya ekai

 

[nAPs2JAAN]

even herd b4 still makes smile thanks

 

[auk]

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"

 

[auk]

even herd b4 still makes smile thanks

Thankz 4 commenting dude

 

[aye_sha90]

he he....

 

[auk]

Rude Parrot

Rude Parrot

Jerry received a parrot for his birthday.

The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least very rude.

Jerry tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got angrier and became even more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation. Jerry put the parrot in the FREEZER.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was a ----

-Not a sound for half a minute. Jerry was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The Parrot calmly stepped out onto Jerry's extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."

Jerry was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made the difference and caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did???"

 

[nuwa1]

Patta machan ela kri

 

[pamithK]

ape x-pert ayya ge parrot wath dammanam hari!!!

 

[auk]

ape x-pert ayya ge parrot wath dammanam hari!!!

ah eyatath inne e wage parrot kenekda?

 

[wjlfernando]

ela ela

 

[ereshthush]

maxa paaara