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<blockquote data-quote="Crazy_Mad" data-source="post: 6339912" data-attributes="member: 154927"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A father put his three year old daughter to bed, </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The next day grandpa died. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The father thought it was a strange coincidence. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The next day the grandmother died. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He practically went into shock. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When he got home his wife said </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He said "I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He asked "What"?????? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She said "This morning our neighbor James suddenly died…" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crazy_Mad, post: 6339912, member: 154927"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A father put his three year old daughter to bed, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The next day grandpa died. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The father thought it was a strange coincidence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The next day the grandmother died. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]He practically went into shock. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]When he got home his wife said [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]He said "I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]He asked "What"?????? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=RoyalBlue][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]She said "This morning our neighbor James suddenly died…" :shocked::shocked: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)
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