Death or Oogabooga?

Mawathagama

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  • May 5, 2016
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    Three men were flying in a small plane over the ocean, when all of a
    sudden the engines cut out and they are forced to make an emergency
    landing near a small island. They are then greeted by some very hostile
    natives who take them before the big chief.

    The big chief asks the 1st man, "Death or Oogabooga?"
    The 1st man says, "I don't know what the
    hell Oogabooga is, but it's got to be better than death, so I choose
    Oogabooga." The chief then orders all the native men to rape in the ass the
    1st man.

    The chief then asks the second man, "Death or Oogabooga?"
    The 2nd man doesn't like the sound of either one now, but still
    chooses Oogabooga over being killed, and he to is raped.

    Finally the chief asks the 3rd man, "Death or Oogabooga?" He has already
    decided that he would rather die than to be raped in the a.. , so he says
    confidently, "DEATH!"
    The big chief says, "OK, death by Oogabooga!"