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<blockquote data-quote="samithawijemanna" data-source="post: 3566787" data-attributes="member: 145470"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Project Manager </em></strong><em>is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.</em></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Developer </em></strong><em>is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.</em></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>On site Coordinator</em></strong><em> is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.</em></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Client</em></strong><em> is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Marketing Manager</em></strong><em> is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>even if no man and woman are available.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Resource Optimization Team</em></strong><em> thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with</em></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em> zero resources. </em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Documentation Team</em></strong><em> thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Quality Auditor</em></strong><em> is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Tester</em></strong><em> is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.</em></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>HR Manager is a person who thinks that... </em></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!</em></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="samithawijemanna, post: 3566787, member: 145470"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Project Manager [/I][/B][I]is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Developer [/I][/B][I]is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]On site Coordinator[/I][/B][I] is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Client[/I][/B][I] is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Marketing Manager[/I][/B][I] is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Resource Optimization Team[/I][/B][I] thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][I] zero resources. [/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Documentation Team[/I][/B][I] thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Quality Auditor[/I][/B][I] is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]Tester[/I][/B][I] is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][B][I]HR Manager is a person who thinks that... [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][B][I]a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!![/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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