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<blockquote data-quote="Suvin1122" data-source="post: 16200743" data-attributes="member: 177083">Project Manageris a Person who thinks nine women can&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; deliver a baby in One month. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://edgewatertech.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/clip-art-plan.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Developeris a Person who thinks it will take 18&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; months to deliver a Baby.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://komplettie.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/0511-0906-2321-1306_guy_hacking_a_computer_clipart_image-jpg.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Onsite Coordinatoris one who thinks single woman can deliver nine&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; babies in one month. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://mckenziebrockmangroup.com/sites/default/files/clipart_of_25432_smjpg_2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Marketing Manageris a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; no man and woman are available.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&amp;source=images&amp;cd=&amp;docid=JCSrbHsgEVDkOM&amp;tbnid=mJxs6gm8jPxwNM:&amp;ved=0CAUQjBw&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.gograph.com%2Fgg60848174.jpg&amp;ei=i5niUp37LYaSiQeGxYGYCw&amp;psig=AFQjCNGBrN5aMKULKXZKJZi6O80W0Y-cgQ&amp;ust=1390668555823882" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Resource Optimization Teamthinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a child with zero resources.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&amp;source=images&amp;cd=&amp;docid=IEU48YEj4297-M&amp;tbnid=P23PvO-u6vf0iM:&amp;ved=0CAUQjBw4Mw&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clipartillustration.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsymbiostock_rf_content%2F65329-glossy-robot-with-magnifying-glass.jpg&amp;ei=6ZniUvzHBMaZiAfd34DQAQ&amp;psig=AFQjCNEqWEQWrdHoSPpJ3I4EyOA9tg-8Ag&amp;ust=1390668649144951" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Documentation Teamthinks they don't care whether the child is&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; delivered, they'll just document 9 months. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&amp;source=images&amp;cd=&amp;docid=9ntlie343iyhJM&amp;tbnid=Nc56wTKcb3cT5M:&amp;ved=0CAUQjBw&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.msdn.com%2Fblogfiles%2Fwilly-peter_schaub%2FWindowsLiveWriter%2FTFSIntegrationPlatformDocumentationUpdat_A7D4%2FCLIPART_OF_10888_SM_2.jpg&amp;ei=J5riUs7tJ4n8iAebtIDgCw&amp;psig=AFQjCNGGtZo913l7DsIrH6rCqqJX5AobqA&amp;ust=1390668711721075" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Quality Auditoris the person who is never happy with a delivered&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; baby.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&amp;source=images&amp;cd=&amp;docid=RTrM2dpEBrtUHM&amp;tbnid=z1_iJuZnZqWsuM:&amp;ved=0CAUQjBw&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.victorianclipartdelite.com%2Fimage%2Fcache%2Fdata%2F0000aa0ca00zccx1qa00%2520032-500x500.jpg&amp;ei=U5riUvu5M--XiQf7toHYDw&amp;psig=AFQjCNHMR1uECp0K0xzW1WW8KGeaogR9gQ&amp;ust=1390668755932687" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Testeris a person who always tells that this is not the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Right baby.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&amp;source=images&amp;cd=&amp;docid=K4jWwj9YW2KYcM&amp;tbnid=pIxRQL1ylP3dQM:&amp;ved=0CAUQjBw&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.msdn.com%2Fblogfiles%2Fwilly-peter_schaub%2FWindowsLiveWriter%2FUnhappywithAgilereverttoWaterf.Theanswer_12D91%2FCLIPART_OF_25022_SMJPG_2.jpg&amp;ei=xpriUoSMFImAiQf26YGYBg&amp;psig=AFQjCNE-_7q2VytT_EwFvE2N0lcHRLf_NA&amp;ust=1390668870398526" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; HR Manageris a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://stopcrime365.com/uploaded_images/Stop-Crime-Clipart-740906.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Clientis the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. <img src="http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&amp;source=images&amp;cd=&amp;docid=InLBg_HBghiRKM&amp;tbnid=01tlVvaey6-KPM:&amp;ved=0CAUQjBw&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwearetherealdeal.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Froyalty-free-confusion-clipart-illustration-440280.jpg&amp;ei=ZpviUpDvKI69iAep6oCgCw&amp;psig=AFQjCNEsNq06hUSkoVQDhmH8qLtK2x51Mg&amp;ust=1390669030749646" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="Suvin1122, post: 16200743, member: 177083"] [COLOR=Black][B][I][U]Project Manager[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=DarkGreen]is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.[/COLOR] [/I] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://edgewatertech.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/clip-art-plan.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Developer[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=Blue][I]is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.[/I][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://komplettie.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/0511-0906-2321-1306_guy_hacking_a_computer_clipart_image-jpg.png[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Onsite Coordinator[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=Magenta][I]is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month[/I][/COLOR][I]. [/I] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://mckenziebrockmangroup.com/sites/default/files/clipart_of_25432_smjpg_2.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Marketing Manager[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=DarkRed][I]is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.[/I][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=JCSrbHsgEVDkOM&tbnid=mJxs6gm8jPxwNM:&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.gograph.com%2Fgg60848174.jpg&ei=i5niUp37LYaSiQeGxYGYCw&psig=AFQjCNGBrN5aMKULKXZKJZi6O80W0Y-cgQ&ust=1390668555823882[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Resource Optimization Team[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=DeepSkyBlue][I]thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.[/I][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=IEU48YEj4297-M&tbnid=P23PvO-u6vf0iM:&ved=0CAUQjBw4Mw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clipartillustration.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsymbiostock_rf_content%2F65329-glossy-robot-with-magnifying-glass.jpg&ei=6ZniUvzHBMaZiAfd34DQAQ&psig=AFQjCNEqWEQWrdHoSPpJ3I4EyOA9tg-8Ag&ust=1390668649144951[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Documentation Team[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=Purple][I]thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. [/I][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=9ntlie343iyhJM&tbnid=Nc56wTKcb3cT5M:&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.msdn.com%2Fblogfiles%2Fwilly-peter_schaub%2FWindowsLiveWriter%2FTFSIntegrationPlatformDocumentationUpdat_A7D4%2FCLIPART_OF_10888_SM_2.jpg&ei=J5riUs7tJ4n8iAebtIDgCw&psig=AFQjCNGGtZo913l7DsIrH6rCqqJX5AobqA&ust=1390668711721075[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Quality Auditor[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=Orange][I]is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.[/I][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=RTrM2dpEBrtUHM&tbnid=z1_iJuZnZqWsuM:&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.victorianclipartdelite.com%2Fimage%2Fcache%2Fdata%2F0000aa0ca00zccx1qa00%2520032-500x500.jpg&ei=U5riUvu5M--XiQf7toHYDw&psig=AFQjCNHMR1uECp0K0xzW1WW8KGeaogR9gQ&ust=1390668755932687[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Tester[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=DeepSkyBlue][I]is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.[/I][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=K4jWwj9YW2KYcM&tbnid=pIxRQL1ylP3dQM:&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.msdn.com%2Fblogfiles%2Fwilly-peter_schaub%2FWindowsLiveWriter%2FUnhappywithAgilereverttoWaterf.Theanswer_12D91%2FCLIPART_OF_25022_SMJPG_2.jpg&ei=xpriUoSMFImAiQf26YGYBg&psig=AFQjCNE-_7q2VytT_EwFvE2N0lcHRLf_NA&ust=1390668870398526[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]HR Manager[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][I]is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!![/I][/COLOR] [/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black] [IMG]http://stopcrime365.com/uploaded_images/Stop-Crime-Clipart-740906.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR=Black] [B][I][U]Client[/U][/I][/B][COLOR=Red][I]is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red][I] [IMG]http://www.google.lk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=InLBg_HBghiRKM&tbnid=01tlVvaey6-KPM:&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwearetherealdeal.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Froyalty-free-confusion-clipart-illustration-440280.jpg&ei=ZpviUpDvKI69iAep6oCgCw&psig=AFQjCNEsNq06hUSkoVQDhmH8qLtK2x51Mg&ust=1390669030749646[/IMG][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Black][COLOR=Red][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]

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