Definitions of IT people

Suvin1122

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  • Feb 28, 2009
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    Project Manageris a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

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    Developeris a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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    Onsite Coordinatoris one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
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    Marketing Manageris a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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    Resource Optimization Teamthinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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    Documentation Teamthinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
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    Quality Auditoris the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

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    Testeris a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
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    HR Manageris a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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    Clientis the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
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