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Message: <blockquote data-quote="LAPD" data-source="post: 3603965" data-attributes="member: 126731">MARRIAGE:It's an agreementwhereina man loses his bachelor degreeand a woman gains her masterDIVORCE:Future Tenseof MarriageLECTURE:An art of transmitting Informationfrom the notes of the lecturerto the notes of studentswithout passing through the mindsof eitherCONFERENCE:The confusion of one manmultiplied by thenumber presentCOMPROMISE:The art of dividinga cake in such a way thateverybody believeshe got the biggest pieceTEARS:The hydraulic force by whichmasculine will power isdefeated by feminine water-power!DICTIONARY:A place where divorce comesbefore marriageCONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks,nobody listensand everybody disagrees later onECSTASY:A feeling when you feelyou are going to feela feelingyou have never felt beforeCLASSIC:A bookwhich people praise,but never readSMILE:A curvethat can seta lot of things straight!OFFICE:A placewhere you can relaxafter your strenuoushome lifeYAWN:The only timewhen some married menever get to opentheir mouthETC:A signto make others believethat you knowmore thanyou actually doCOMMITTEE:Individualswho can donothing individuallyand sit to decidethat nothing can be donetogetherEXPERIENCE:The namemen giveto theirMistakesATOM BOMB:An inventionto bring an endto allinventionsPHILOSOPHER:A foolwho torments himselfduring life,to be spoken ofwhen deadDIPLOMAT:A personwho tells youto go to hellin such a waythat you actually look forwardto the tripOPPORTUNIST:A personwho starts taking bathif heaccidentally fallsinto a riverOPTIMIST:A personwho while fallingfrom EIFFEL TOWERsays in midway"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"PESSIMIST:A personwho says thatO is the last letterin ZERO,Instead of the first letterin OPPORTUNITYMISER:A personwho lives poorso thathe can die RICH!FATHER:A bankerprovided bynatureCRIMINAL:A guyno differentfrom the other,unless he gets caughtBOSS:Someonewho is earlywhen you are lateand latewhen you are earlyPOLITICIAN:One whoshakes your handbefore electionsand your ConfidenceLaterDOCTOR:A personwho killsyour illsby pills,and kills you</blockquote>

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