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<blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7993914" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die.</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he aproaches her, he takes off his shirt.</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Eagerly, she shakes her head, Yes!</span></span> </p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px">As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."</span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">REP++++++++++++++++++++++++++++</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chooty malli, post: 7993914, member: 273036"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he aproaches her, he takes off his shirt.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4] She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?" Eagerly, she shakes her head, Yes![/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5]As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this." :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P [COLOR=Blue]REP++++++++++++++++++++++++++++[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [/QUOTE]
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