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[gayankuwait]

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel
and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters
so the first man went up to they’re father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
the father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs."
the second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
the father said " no but you can sleep with the cows."
the third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
the father said "yes."
so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast
the first man said "I slept like a pig"
the second man said "I slept like a cow"
the third man said "I felt like a golfer"
the father asked why?
he said cause I got my balls in 18 holes

 

[gayankuwait]

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

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[cspmaxx]

 

[gayankuwait]

Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents that you are gay.

 

[gayankuwait]

Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
A: Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks.

 

[sanoka]

Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
A: Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks.
true...

 

[smsanjaya]

 

[mamakawda]

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