Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A:Because he was looking for Pooh
Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick?
A: FUCKS FUNNY
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A:Because he was looking for Pooh
Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick?
A: FUCKS FUNNY
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
