A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet
and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into
this world, she should retain custody of them. . The man also wanted
custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence,
the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar
into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to
me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, he won!
custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet
and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into
this world, she should retain custody of them. . The man also wanted
custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence,
the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar
into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to
me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, he won!
