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<blockquote data-quote="ruchira_jay" data-source="post: 663605" data-attributes="member: 19361"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">this world, she should retain custody of them. . The man also wanted</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">After a long moment of silence, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">me or to the machine?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Don't laugh, he won!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ruchira_jay, post: 663605, member: 19361"] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="3"]A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. . The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Don't laugh, he won![/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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