Divorce, Custody & PepsiA man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court,
but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since
she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody
of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked
for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: '
Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes
out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Don't laugh, the man won!
